As the battle was about to unfold a yellow rot gollum appeared from amongst the enemy’s ranks, its skin was covered in wounds and bruises from head to toe. As it lurched to the front ranks the gollum continued to pound its club on the ground. Its veins could be seen its muscles tensed with each stroke.
And then there was a MASSIVE talking penis.... And the penis liked cheese crisps
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